An outstanding Genius

*An outstanding Genius*

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Albert Einstein's wife often suggested that he should dress more professionally when he headed off to work. "Why should I?" he would invariably argue. "Everyone knows me in the University." 

When the time came for Einstein to attend his first major conference, she begged him to dress up a bit. "Why should I?" said Einstein. "No one knows me there !!"

Albert Einstein was often asked to explain the general theory of relativity. "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour," he once declared. "Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity!"

When Albert Einstein was working in Princeton university, New Jersey, one day he was going back home he forgot his home address. The driver of the cab did not recognize him. Einstein asked the driver if he knows Einstein's home. The driver said "Who does not know Einstein's address? Everyone in Princeton knows.Do you want to meet him?. Einstein replied "I am Einstein. I forgot my home address, can you take me there? "The driver laughed and reached him to his home and did not even collect his fare from him.

Albert Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn't find his ticket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn't there, so he looked in his briefcase but couldn't find it. Then he looked in the seat beside him. He still couldn't find it.

The conductor said, 'Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who you are. I'm sure you bought a ticket. Don't worry about it.' Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for his ticket.

The conductor rushed back and said, 'Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don't worry, I know who you are. No problem. You don't need a ticket. I'm sure you bought one.'

Albert Einstein looked at him and said, 'Young man, I too, know who I am. What I don't know is where I'm going.'

When Albert Einstein met Charlie Chaplin:

Albert Einstein said, 

*"What I admire most about your art, is its universality. You do not say a word, and yet ... the entire world understands you."*

“It's true,” replied Charlie Chaplin, 

*"But your fame is even greater: The entire world admires you, even when nobody understands you.".*

*_Nice & refreshing are good old memories_

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